Welcome to the About Section

My name is J'sein and I made this site to make something cool online! On the main page, you'll find buttons to go to all the other parts of the site. Some of my internet friends include but are not limited to: Kazerad, bigdwayne94, and auggie. When I first made that text, I was just pretending Kazerad was my friend, but now... I think we might really be!! ERMAHGERD SOOO COOL!! Now I have two more to name, bigdwayne94 and Auggie. oh yeah by the way please contact me if you like my site at my email website.email.seinfeld@gmail.com

heres the music you should listen to on this site.

Full name: J'sein K.

Nicknames: J'sein from AMERICA

Birthplace: texas

Where Do You Live Now?: texas

Birthday: August of 1929, if you know you know.

Looks: I dunno i'm white

Favorite Animal(s): Cats + Dogs +khajiit from elder scrolls

Favorite TV Show(s): I dunno I dont watch television much

Favorite Kind(s) Of Music: I friggin luv any old music like 80s 90s rap and rock, and 2000s emo punk music, I DESPISE MODERN MUSIC (see also, music section of interests.)

Favorite Movie(s): Clerks and Harold and Kumar (both are good)

School: yes I attend reguralarly

Future School: Clown college (not really) (maybe army I dunno)

Future Job: Possumbly trucker cause EZ and always open job, and Psychologist! at least as a side thing! (Autarch Kazerad says I should check it out)

Girlfriend: Not right now but imma be gettin mad pussy soon

Best Buds: Alkahest, Davis, Kharjo, Ajax, and uhh Derkeethus.

Favorite Candy: charleston chews

Hobbies: Playing video games!! OBLIVION!! Photography as well I suppose.

Things You Collect: Money, tapes for example I just got Bone Hard Zaggin by big mello from my dad.

Do You Have A Personal Phone Line: Not as I right this, and if I did, I wouldn't put it on interwebz.

Favorite Body Part Of The Opposite Sex? Pussy.

Any Tattoos And Where Of What?: Tatoos are cool, but most are gay.

Piercing(s) And Where?: Peircings are gay too

What Do You Sleep in?: Awesome wizards robe!

Do you like Chain Letters: never have got one

Best Advice: Never trust anyone that isnt you or your mum and dad

Favorite Quotes: "Your living in denial and suppresing rage muthaphucker!!" -Guy from Clerks

Non-sport Activity You Enjoy: Video gaming, Web Design, listeing to epic jams on my stereo.

Dream Car: The dog car from dumb and dumber or a 76' chevelle malibu in mint condition

Favorite Thing To Do In Spring: I walk in wood and take picture and sk8

What’s Your Bedtime: around midnight (in summer its 2-5am)

Where Do You Shop?: Crakc store (game store)

Coke or Pepsi: They both suck. Root beer for the win babay!!!!

Favorite Thing(s) To Wear?: Prefer adidas (All Day I Dream About Sex) track suits but cannot wear due to social ostrichization

Favorite Subject(s) In School?: not in school, but english + math cause I hung with my G's. I hate math but alkahest was there so :3.

Favorite Color(s): RED AND GOLD AND BLACK AND WHITE AND GREEN

Favorite People To Talk To Online: Kazerad, my two internet friends Dwayne and Auggie :D

Craziest dood met online?: I added this one myself, but I met this heroin addict that was complaining about how her H get delayed cause of juneteenth whenever that was. She also said she was enagaged, which flabbergasted me. She sounded like a babe too, shame.

Root-Beer or Dr. Pepper? Root-Beer specially MUG and floats

Do You Shave? not really

Favorite Vacation Spot(s): I went to california once. It was pretty epic.

Favorite Family Member(s): My dad and mum, my great grandparents, and my grandpa (all fathers side)

Did You Eat Paint Chips When You Were a Kid? yes they r yummi (not really)

Favorite CD you own: 50 cent, Eminem, Cranberries, Clerks soundtrack, among others

The ONE Person Who You Hate The Most: I dont hate anyone! Peace and prosperity be damned!

Favorite Food(s): hot wings

Who Is The Hottest Guy or Girl In The World?: yo mama (nah prolly uhh hot chicks with short brown hair)

What Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing?: uhh italian dressing duh

When You Die, Do You Wanna Be Buried or Burned Into Ashes? buried in a swag ass mosoleum with G-unit over the enterance in gold

Do You Believe In Aliens?: Yo mama so ugly she proof of aliens

If You Had The Chance To Professionally Do Something, What would You Do?: Skateboarding (if they gave me the skills)

Things You Obsess Over: My favorite wabcomics (thanks kaz) and uhh skyrim/oblivion, also cod ghosts and WAW

Favorite Day of the Week: Friday

A Teacher You Hate: stupid asshole in 2nd period and teacher tha sucks in 4th

Favorite Disney Movie: uhh I dont watch that. Lady and the tramp.

What Is Your Favorite Season? Summer

What Toppings Do You Like On Your Pizza? Mushrooms and Pepperoni prolly. Franks red hot can be good as well.

Do You Like Your School Food Itself (As In The District Food) that question is wierdly written but yeah one week they had fried chicken 3 days in a row. It was kinda racist i realized cause theres a lot of balck people at my old school, but I love fried chicken so I dont care.

If You Could Live Anywhere, Where Would You Live? Ireland, cause it turns out it does have free speech!! Everythings coming up milhouse!

Favorite Thing(s) To Do On Weekends: video games and watch TV (tv shows on primewire)

Favorite Thing(s) To Get Clean up: Learn the damn language!

Favorite insults you never get to use?: I added thsi one, I got 2, "This shit looks like a tool music video." and "Learn the damn language" -packie from gta 4 :D

Favorite Magazine(s): guns and bullets, dogster, catster, and big brother magazine

Favorite Flower(s): thats for girlz and gays

Favorite Number(s): 13 (>:D), 420, 69, and uhh 911

Favorite Ice Cream flavor(s): vinilla or birthday cake ice cream (its tha shit)

What Kind of girl You Attracted to?: hot babes I dunno and khajiit from elder scrolls (not really im not one of THEM)

What’s Your Most Embarrassing Moment? that time I misunderstood the meaning of verbal abuse back in like 4th grade.

If You Could Change One Thing About yourself What Would It be? uhhhhh I dunno I'm wise, maybe acne or soemthing that shit hurts

Do You Eat Breakfast First Then Brush Your Teeth?: uhhhI dont eat breakfast, I grew up in the hood and I also dont have enough time to eat before school, casue shithead brother wakes me up like 2 minutes before school >:C.

Favorite Time of Day: when I wake up early at 9am or so (more time for gaming and websurfing)

Can A Guy and Girl Be Just “Best Friends?”: yeah prolly but it doesnt stay like that 4 long nah'mean? (learned from expierience)

Do You Ask The Girl Out Or Do You Wait For Them To Come To You?: pussy come my way (also I'm shy I more comfort around my own gender (mah G homies))

Do You Mind Paying For Sex? WHAT

What’s The Most Important thing In Someone’s Personality: I dunno they cant lie thats bad and uhh if they snitching

Do you have a pager or cell phone? man who has pagers dude, its 2023 man I used to have a cel;l but the connection is dead

Favorite Sport: Soccor or hocky in gym class

What Was the Best Gift You Ever Received? My camera or my life or my ps3 or oblivion for mah PS3. OR when Kazerad straight up invited me to do soemthing for him! AWESOMESAUCE!!

How Long Did This Letter Take You To Finish?: what? oh prolly like 18 minutes maybe

What Did You Listen To While Completing It?: Big Mello, Bone Hard Zaggin tape i got from my old man.

Are you or would you like to be married in the near future (next 5 years)? No I wait until I am the don dada

Don’t u just hate how psychics never win the lottery? what

thing stolen from https://trench.neocities.org/aboutme sorry not sorry, also that dude is totes mega gay he puts blue cheese on salad

if anyone wants to interrogate me further than email me at website.email.seinfeld@gmail.com